Attention women

It has been said that Japan is usually about one year ahead of the rest of the world on the fashion curve so I feel it's my duty to give all my friends a heads up on next years line of clothes.
For women the new big thing is shorts. Not cargo shorts or sports shorts but almost a dressy kind of shorts. They're tapered so that they almost reach the knee and they're fairly tight around the knee. It actually looks half decent in my opinion. It was a little strange at first but I'm starting to appreciate it more now. How in the world wearing shorts became a new trend in the months of October and November I'll never know. Nobody said Japanese women were smart. Also shorts can be complimented with some kind of cowboy-type boot-it's a fall/winter thing.

As for men, you will be wearing clothes that make you look like jackasses.

I will try to get you some pictures of the women assuming that I don't get beaten up or thrown in jail.